My name is Zachary Taylor Simon. I was named after the 12th president of the United States.
It's not a flattering namesake, but at least the dude knew how to die with some style.

Anywho, I'm a copywriter and ux writer who:
  -  dabbled in professional eSports as a youth
  -  bikes in the winter to feel unstoppable
  -  has a higher Ape Index than Michael Phelps
  -  is worried he's coming off too competitive

To reach me about working together or to settle it in Smash, email
(I promise it's me! "caznomis" is just "Zach Simon" backwards. Without the "h". Which was silent anyways.)
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