Weird on purpose
My name is Zachary Taylor Simon. I was named for the 12th president of the United States.
It's not flattering for a namesake, but at least the dude knew how to die with style.
Anywho, I'm a copywriter who

- dabbled in professional eSports as a youth
- bikes in the winter to feel unstoppable
- has a higher Ape Index than Michael Phelps
- is worried he's coming off too competitive

To settle it in Smash or reach me about working together, email caznomis@gmail.com. I promise it's me; 'caznomis' is 'Zach Simon' backwards. Without the 'h'. Which was already silent.
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