My name is Zachary Taylor Simon. I was named after the 12th president of the United States.
It's not a flattering namesake, but at least the dude knew how to die with some style.

Anywho, I'm a copywriter and ux writer who:
  -  dabbled in professional eSports as a youth
  -  bikes in the winter to feel unstoppable
  -  has a higher Ape Index than Michael Phelps
  -  is worried he's coming off too competitive



To reach me about working together or to settle it in Smash, email caznomis@gmail.com.
(I promise it's me! "caznomis" is just "Zach Simon" backwards. Without the "h". Which was silent anyways.)
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