Weird on purpose
My name is Zachary Taylor Simon. I was named for the 12th president of the United States.
It's not flattering for a namesake, but at least the dude knew how to die with style.
To settle it in Smash or reach me about working together, email email@example.com. I promise it's me; 'caznomis' is 'Zach Simon' backwards. Without the 'h'. Which was already silent.